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July 28, 2009 Bigfoot Tape Confirmed Authentic
On the morning of Sept. 25, 2008, a 55-year-old bowhunter (who asked authorities not to be identified) was walking to his deer stand in the wilderness of northern Minnesota. On the way to his stand, the man snagged his Gore-Tex hunting pants while crossing a barbed-wire fence, resulting in a 6-inch-long tear.
Because the forecast for the day included a 50 percent chance of rain, the hunter reached into his fanny pack, grabbed a roll of Gorilla Tape, and immediately patched his pants. Better than regular duct tape, which is thin, doesn't stick well, and is game-spooking silver, Gorilla Tape is twice as thick, has 2-3 times the amount of rubber-based adhesive, and is black. Sources close to the bowhunter confirm the tape is the real deal; in fact, it's available at a hardware store near you. P.S. You can order Gorilla Gear clothing online, but full-body Bigfoot suits are not available.
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