July 6, 2010 |
Handy Humor (Sort of) |
Well, I guess that's one way (see photo) of making Swiss cheese ...
The workshop is a great place to appreciate awesome tools, finish fabulous projects — and tell terrible jokes. In that light, here is a list of tool "definitions:"
Circular saw: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.
Table saw: A large, stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.
Two-ton engine hoist: A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength ... of everything you forgot to disconnect.
Straight screwdriver: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws.
Dammit tool: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while swearing at the top of your lungs. It's also, invariably, the next tool that you will need.
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One Bad Joke:
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
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