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May 10, 2010
Humor: The Problem With the Gene Pool ...

It's a slow Monday in the workshop, so it's a good time for some humor. Actually, anytime is good for a yuk or two, so here goes:

"The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard." — Steven Wright

"If you take your dog for a walk and you both use the tree at the corner, you might be a redneck." — Jeff Foxworthy

"In London, Microsoft introduced the iLoo, the world's first public toilet with Internet access. So go inside, log in and log out." — Jimmy Fallon

"Comedy is acting out optimism." — Robin Williams

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